So this morning, quite a bit before the dawn started doing its rose-tinted fingers thing, I was woken up by noises. At first I took them to be the cat, because there was some pretty clear pushing things against plastic and crunching pellets noises, but there was also something else that I couldn't place. I woke up, blinked, tried to place the noise, failed. It was something like a buzzing, or a fluttering, but not quite. It was almost like...
...almost like a hedgehog in my living room.
I went downstairs cautiously, because I thought it might be a bat or a large moth trapped and trying to get through a window, but no bats, moths or large insects were visible and the noise had stopped.
There was, however, a modest poodle of pee and some scat in one corner. An easier to clean corner this time, thankfully.
Ah-ha, I thought. I took up my flashlight, feeling a lot like CSI, and started doing a circuit of the livingroom looking behind furniture. Boy, that room could stand some cleaning.
And there it was, doing its best to look like a rock.
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Small hedgehog intruder
This is the hedgehog in my living room tonight. |
I took (a picture, and then) out some leather winter gloves, picked it up as Charlie had suggested, and placed it gently outside, close to some cat food. It slowly uncurled (watched with riveting but completely non-huntery interest by the cat, who had joined me at this stage) but ignored the food and started crawling away. Nimble creatures they ain't.
Hedgie curled up in a ball
I couldn't resist taking some photos of his curled-up state |
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Unfortunately it was still dark and the camera couldn't really focus, so I only have one decent foto of the critter. Anyway, after tormenting it a bit with the flash I picked it up again and placed it gently among the sage and rosmary, where it went playing the rock for some time and then shuffled away.
I really wonder how he got into my living room. The only possibility is that he sneaked inside today while the door was opened for the cat and only started exploring at night.
Bad hedgehog. There's not a lot that scares, them, so I think training him not to get inside is going to be hard. Not to talk about toilet-training him.