[Written at work during downtime, posted not to exceed best buy date]
Right, ok, as many people have noticed, the Radisson is a weird, weird
hotel. It is also a wired, wired hotel, and for this reason I am willing
to forgive, forget and completely obliterate from my memory all the
small little defects, apart possibly from the interdimensional vortex
which opened early on Saturday and devoured the whole second floor for a
while, and anyway, nobody was lost irretrievably in *that* and Ops was
really nice and gave chocolate to all the members who had kept the giant
spiders at bay until the portal could be reopened. Nobody was too
traumatized and I bet we can get a great panel item out of it in the
future, anyway.
My fiendish plan was to arrive early on Friday, but I entered the North
Circular Road and as everybody knows time moves differently there so I
only arrived around three, at which point I was famished and ate an
overpriced and elastic T-Bone in the Brasserie. I will just pause to
point out, as I think I have already pointed out, that the food was not
what you'd call fantastic but was also way, way better than Hinckley.
And anyway notorious food is a feature of Italian conventions as well,
believe it or not, especially in the dessert department. Fandom there -
or at least the fandom that was around at the time - still talks about
the 1997 Courmayeur Fried Tribble, and even those who were not around at
the time have heard about the Stresa Cake, which apparently precipitated
a heart attack in a particulary sensitive member of the con.
One of the endearing features of the Radisson is that you meet people
unexpectedly while looking for other things (typically, a panel room),
which is what happened to me on Friday, a lot. As I later said,
everybody was at this con, and a lot of other people besides. Including
pnh, who caused me to go BEEP BEEP BEEP WRONG CONTINENT ERROR DOES NOT
COMPUTE BEEP BEEP BEEP and to blurt out "What are you doing here? You're
in the wrong continent!" pnh said rather offendedly that he does come to
English con now and then, and that he was here in 1994 or something, for
example. (pnh is one of my favourite panelists, because he does that
thing to look the fellow panelist who has been cheerfully building
complex and unlikely theoretical edifices and goes, "Says who?" or words
to that effect. Panel drops down to earth with a thud. Love it.)
Did I go to any panels on Friday? (Scratches head). Maybe. Who knows? I
know that I was in the real ale bar later on, which, thanks to the
helpful advice of somebody on my flist which I am very indebted to, I
was able to frequent because I had brought a nice warm velvet jacket. I
also know that I spent a lot of money on subscribing to this, that and
the other, buying a whole year of back issue Interzones, making excuses
to the Denver people (I have no money! But the dollar is so low! I don't
even have THAT money!) and then going to the Montreal people to buy a
full attending membership, on the grounds that papersky will kill me ded
ded ded if I don't go.
I had lots of lovely chats with peoplw whose face I still remember but
whose name I don't, then fetched up in one of the bars to find Al and
Jetse and proceeded to rant for about half an hour to Jetse - whom I
only know from having ranted to about how horrid one of the story he
published was and about how horrid he was for not buying my story
instead - about how horrid one of his friends was. This was particularly
wise in view of my stated intention of cracking the Interzone market.
What can I say? Jetse has a regrettable sense of humor (as demonstrated
later on in the Singularity and Sex panel) and chooses some bad fiction,
but I am actually convinced that he will not dismiss a story because the
author ranted at him drunkenly in a con bar. Cos he would be fishing in
a very small pond if he was, true, but also because he strikes me as
that kind of guy.
I met Wendy too, which to be honest I have come to appreciate more and
more over the years, because she is an uncommonly smart sodette and
doesn't put up with a lot of nonsense from me and I don't feel uneasy if
I stic, to her side. But she wasn't staying in the hotel (I actually
took over her room, being marginally richer), so she was only around for
Friday and Saturday, pausing long enough to burst a bubble of mine over
my disagreement with China, of which more later.
The strange thing about conventions is that everybody sees a different
one. There were 1300 people around this time (as much as in some
smallish WorldCons, I believe), and not only all of them saw a different
con, I have people on my flist who read my same books and have my same
interest who saw a completely different con. Most of them for example
went to see Mitch Benn, which I lost simply because I had no clue who he
was and I had to conserve my energies at that point.
Sooo let's see... cdave yesterday at the BSFA told me that he has made a
list of all the events he went to, so that he can flesh it out later. I
am sitting at my work computer (BEFORE my shift starts
thankyouverymuch), so I can't consult the programming, but off the top
of my memory I went...
To China's GoH speech, probably the best programme item of the con
To the Sex and the Singularity panel
To the Opening Ceremony
To the Writing the Near Future panel (a Strossian panel)
To the Fall of Night 451 panel aka the Utopia panel
To the What does an Editor Do panel
To the Right to Reply panel
To the Books on the Web panel
....
At which point I have to break off because I have been called to work, and the rest of the report maybe will come. Maybe.